Thursday, January 04, 2007

A Late Night Scotch-Fueled Disney Mystery

Were Pluto and Goofy both dogs? I could see Goofy being a horse, and it would really make more sense if he were, because if he were a dog, that's not a healthy relationship he's got there with Pluto. It would be like he found some retard dog and made him his slave. That's not cool.

This is really bugging me, but I am way too drunk to look anything up right now.

Why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants? Should he really be allowed near children?

Daisy Duck doesn't wear pants either, but she does wear heels. This is getting too weird.

More scotch.......

1 comment:

Evil Spock said...

Goofy and Pluto's relationship is like Evil Spock having a chimpanzee for a pet.

The pants thing on Donald and Daisy has always confused me. Perhaps Disney Corps. has a very liberal policy when it applies to work attire.