Al Franken Is A Selfish Bastard

So this is it Al? After 3 years together you're just going to walk out? You get some cockamamie idea about running for one of Minnesota's United States Senate seats .........and you just want to throw everything away?........what about us?!!! You selfish......egotisical.....meglomaniac..... and making your last show on Valentine's day. Why not just throw my heart down the garbage disposal?

Remember Reno Al? The day after the 2004 presidential election? I woke up sometime that morning after a textbook binge drinking session on election night and heard your voice. I remember your words that day as if they were spoken 5 minutes ago:

It's Wednesday, November 3rd, and The Al Franken Show is on the air. First, the good news: Ralph Nader did not swing a single state. As for the bad news, that's why we invented the Oy Yoy Yoy show. Joining us for wailing and gnashing of teeth, we've got New York Times columnist Paul Krugman, New York Observer writer Joe Conason, and American Enterprise Institute resident scholar Norm Orenstein. We're putting the gallows back in gallows humor--as The Al Franken Show starts......now.

I listened, managed a smile and felt a little better, until the hangover started shortly thereafter and I headed back downstairs to open the hotel bar. We'll always have Reno.

What am I supposed to do without your hate e-mail of the day? The people that read this blog can't write a decent hate e-mail to save their lives.

You know what? If you're gonna be this way.......if this is what you want, then go. JUST GO GODDAMMIT! I never want to see you again......do you understand? Never!!!!!........sob......sob....sniff.....

Al........ wait.......one more thing......before you head out that door.........

Be a good Senator..........