Best. Invention. Ever.

I can't believe this one got by me for so long........

I've written before about the pure sex appeal that is a woman in a burka. If Big Pharma ever sends you on a mission to catch the Drugmonkey in a compromising position the way General Motors tried to do with Ralph Nader, bring a burka. I will not be able to resist. Now we have this, from a January 16th AP story:

What do you get when you cross Australian beach culture with a desire to remain clothed in a way acceptable to Muslim women? If you're designer Aheda Zanetti, you get what she says is the world's first two-piece Islamic swimsuit, the burkini.

While other Islamic swimsuits exist, Zanetti says her light-weight, head-to-ankle costumes are the first to be streamlined down to a two-piece suit incorporating a head covering.

With Australian beaches full of girls in skimpy bikinis and revealing one-pieces, there was a "hole in the market that needed to be filled" for more modest beachwear, she said.

A hole in the market that needed to be filled......Yeah....I hear what you're saying. Jesus I'm hot just thinking about it. A surprise package not only when I'm doing my shopping at the market but when I'm by the ocean as well. My God every freaking day can be Christmas if only Islamic fashions would catch on.

So three cheers for the burkini. Or to put it another way......Giggidy giggity giggity........