Friday, October 27, 2006

I Think The LSD Is Wearing Off Now. (Part III Of A Blog Trilogy)

Oh man, I should have known something was up when the balding, middle aged, paunchy white guy asked me to lick the stamp for his letter. Said his Viagra was giving him a dry mouth and he really needed to get this in the mail. Evidently it was his idea of a sick joke to slip the pharmacist some acid right before closing time. You wouldn't believe the things I saw. My hand melted. Caravans of Mexican supermodels were crossing the desert in Hummers with the air conditioning cranked. The lead Hummer was driven by a guy in a suit with a head that looked like a box of Tide. Freddy Mercury was in front of a Safeway wearing a wedding dress. Weird shit man. Thank God it was just some sort of bad dream.

So yeah.....sorry I couldn't post tonight. I'm gonna go sleep this off and be happy my hands are back.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are the greatest troll ever. Of all time. You forgot to use 9/11 as an excuse for war though.
/ (more left politically than right)
/UMKC PharmD year 2