At the end of this 12 hour work shift, my tired brain has but two memories of the workday, both quotes from the public:
Number 1
Me: I don't have this in stock right now, I could order it and have it here tomorrow morning.
Customer: What does that mean?
Number 2
Me: Do you have any type of insurance card that helps pay for your prescriptions?
Customer: No, but I have an insurance card.
I have not changed these quotes in any way, and the scotch cannot go down my throat fast enough tonight.
I hate everyone.
8 comments:
Luckily my take-home memories from today were playing with the free Cialis promotional material sent to me a week late by our Eli Lilly representative. The material would have been useful for the clinic we had last week at our store. The reps that bring doughnuts and cookies are so much more pleasant.
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Instead of trying to explain what having to order a med means, just say this: "We ain't got none but we'll have some tomorra!" They'll get that. With the insurance person, don't ask for insurance. Just bill it cash and when they say "I have insurance!!!" say "It's too late now sucker! Shoulda given it to me!"
He-ee-ey, says the girl in a sing-song voice, I think those two people stopped by at my travel agency on the way home.
Your blog is therapy for me. I love you.
A hospital pharmacist who hates everyone too.
Today a guy asked one of my techs "What aisle are the FEMALE tampons on?"
haha as opposed to the male tampons? I got a letter in my email today that I'm totally gonna blog and complain about it. It's about big pharma! hit up my blog later..whenever i decide to be unlazy and post.
I assume you don't work just up the street, so I'm trying to figure out how the customers in my store are able to get to your store so fast...
Those two people were in my urgent care before they came to your pharmacy. I'ts my pleasure to pass 'em on!
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