Now I ask you, how the hell could I pass that up?
I know you're all anxious, so I won't keep you in suspense any longer. Here is the Drugnazi's personal mission statement, done by computer, so you know it's accurate:
My purpose is to express my appreciation of hot women, commitment to life and good hygiene by watching them shake their moneymaker, by not killing people and by taking regular showers. To sleep, form a band, get laid and obtain at least $5 by Monday, November 12, 2007.
Wish me luck my friends.
Update- I can't decide if this is really funny or if I am just too goddamn tired after a 12 hour workshift. I'll have to reevaluate in the morning.