Thursday, November 02, 2006

Quick Hit Of Customer Wisdom To End The Day

Me: Do you have any allergies to medicines you know of?

Moron: Oh, pretty much all of them. I don't really like drugs.

Pretty much all of them. I'll make a note of that in your chart.

Sweet sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet scotch.............

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, you're still a pimp. I just met yet another person who had no idea where to insert a suppository, much less what they are used for. Sweet Jesus, Joseph and Mary. You know there's a whole fucking flock that's never heard of Fleet. Forget the scotch. I need gasoline and a funnel.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I didn't think anything could beat the "percocet makes me itchy and nauseous" legions.