It's a tired old cliché meant to remind us that every person, or every man at least, no matter how powerful or important he is, is also at some basic level no different from anyone else. We all put our pants on one leg at a time.
Well I don't. I sit on the edge of the bed, roll back a bit on my ass, and stick both legs through my pants at the same time. This makes me superior to any other man you'll meet. Remember this.
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Do you sometimes get changed in phone booths?
Do you were a big red "S" on your shirt?
REALLY?
I knew I recognized your penmanship from somewhere!!!
i heart you drugmonkey.
We must be discreet Natalie. Lois has a stockpile of kryptonite, and can be a bit of a jealous type.
Wow..i've found a person with my intellect...i myself put both feet in...perhaps we are not superior to the crackheads!!
I think your readers are more interested in how you take them off.
...not me though. I don't care for button fly's.
Every so often, when I'm really ticked off with the mess I've made of my life, I put my pants on both legs at a time.
While I'm standing up.
You just hold them on the sides, and jump into them. It's a really stupid thing to do, because if you miss, you will go ass over teakettle and possibly fracture your skull on something. But it can be done. And it knocks a good ten seconds off your morning routine as opposed to sitting down and putting them on like a plebe.
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