Pre-Election Picture #2. You Know, When Bill Clinton Did This It Was With A Human, And The Republicans Thought It An Impeachable Offence. Just Sayin'

Suit on the left: "Once again Mr. President, on behalf of the American Poultry Council, I'd just like to say how happy we are that you took some time out of your busy schedule in honor of National Turkey Farmer appreciation week."

Turkey: "I'll do anything for one of those Presidential Thanksgiving pardons........anything.

Bush: "Ahhhhh....ugggghhh....ohmygod get it off!!! Wait.....don't"

Suit in the middle: "Uh....Bob...seriously....I think there might be something wrong"

Both the suits are now in Guantanamo. The turkey has often been seen in the vicinity of the Lincoln bedroom. 

Thanks to the alert reader who sent in the pic.