An actual picture from an actual cover of the most widely circulated trade mag in the industry:
Pharmacy God: You came in just in time ma'am. I can see you are not well. I will help you. Yes. I will help you!
Customer:¿no es usted lejos de su jaula hombre asustadizo?
(aren't you a long way from your cage scary man?)
Pharmacy God: My God, it's worse that I feared. You obviously have a fever that is causing you to speak incoherently. You must take these cold pills for temporary symptom relief now! You must!
Customer:¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño? Vine solamente utilizar el cuarto de baño.
(Where is the bathroom? I only came to use the bathroom.)
Pharmacy God: Oh cruel fate! Damn you! You have given me unlimited knowledge of the world of mucus-thinning products, but have conspired to keep me from sharing this vital information with those who need it most!
Customer: pronto haré pis en su piso
(I will soon pee on your floor)
Pharmacy God: So....you can't understand me? Not a word? Then I must tell you something, although you will never know. I must tell you.
The customer stares at Pharmacy God with a look of increasing urgency in her eyes.
Pharmacy God: Your breasts. I will always admire your breasts. Now I fear we must part ways forever.
The customer then creates a puddle of urine on the store floor. The Pharmacy God is flattered. The urine remains on the floor for an hour until the store's intern returns from lunch. The intern was bilingual.
I however, am not. Any errors in translation should be blamed on babelfish