Friday, July 20, 2007

In A Welcome Development For Not Only The Country, But The Entire World, George Bush Agrees To A Psychiatric Examination.

From The LA Times:

WASHINGTON -- President Bush will undergo a colonoscopy Saturday, and Vice President Dick Cheney will be acting president during the roughly 2 ½ hours Bush is under the effects of anesthesia, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said today.

If ever there was a reason to down the scotch......try not to think of the words "Acting President Cheney".....

4 comments:

Pharmacy Mike said...

President Cheney... That thought is pretty much the only reason I hope Bush recovers from his procedure quickly with no complications.

Anonymous said...

And during the colonoscopy they will finally find the weapons of mass destruction.
- Canadian Karen

Anonymous said...

Do you think they found his head up his colon?

Anonymous said...

Ironically, the thing that Bush heard in the recovery room was the same thing that the rest of us were telling ourselves:

"You can wake up now. That troublesome thing that was giving you nightmares is gone now."