Wednesday, November 21, 2007

After Roughly 400 Years, I Think The Lesson Of Thanksgiving Is Crystal Clear.

If strange white people come wandering into your neighborhood, kill them. That is the lesson of Thanksgiving. I seriously don't think you can make a case that the Indians wouldn't have been better off if they had just killed the Pilgrims. Or let them starve.

Same way with Louis and Clark. Indians totally should have just killed those honkies.

Remember the lesson of Thanksgiving always.

4 comments:

BunnyBubblette said...

I suspect that Scotch had something to do with this post.

kario said...

And I would currently be living in the Ukraine. Freezing my a** off. Eating cabbage rolls and calf brains. Not that I think the Pilgrims were right, but I must say I'm thankful for the fact that I'm warm and comfy here with my pumpkin pie.

Mike said...

Can't we all just get along?!

somepharmacyguy said...

Brilliant playlist mate. It seems we're of the same generation of misspent youth-ness.

"Sniffing at your feed bag, you know what I mean"

Brilliant.