I know this will break some of your hearts, and I don't blame you. I'll offer you the consolation of the "read a random post" feature on the right hand side of the page however. I just clicked on it a few times and realized I had totally forgotten how good some of the shit I've written over the last few years has been. You should try the "read a random post" button often while I'm gone.
I'll see if I can send you a tweet or two while I'm in the land of the giants. Otherwise I'll be back next week sometime.
If I don't get eaten by an elk.