I think sitting at the edge of the earth, with a drink in your hand, would be conducive to thinking of a lot of ways to make things better.
And if I couldn't think of any ways to make things better, then I could just jump off. It'd be a win win really, if the earth were flat.
As it stands, all I can do is pour another martini and walk around in circles. Damn this planet and all its roundness.
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Very interesting......
THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
Columbus said the world is round?
Don't you believe a word of that.
For I've been down to the edge of the world,
Sat on the edge where the wild wind whirled,
Peeked over the ledge where the blue smoke curls,
And I can tell you, boys and girls,
The world is FLAT!
Shel Silverstein
Just so you know you're not the only one.
the world is round????
sarah palin
"Edgy" was one of my childhood nicknames (right along with "Jumpy", "Nellie Nailbiter", and "Squirrley").
I think a flat world would just make me....edgier.
Oh, and I still love all 5 of my brothers.
maybe you should talk to your doctor about an anti depressant. they work wonders.
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on you? I think that umbrella really got you going down a bad road. Cheer up.. you're rich... and chicks dig dudes with money
dave matthews band - grace is gone. you're not the only one.
if you did jump off the edge of the earth? would you drop through the endless void of space, or would gravity just end up with you stuck on the underside?
I imagine if there was an edge to the world, it would be awfully crowded. In fact, it would probably be bought up hotels and resorts, which would advertise it as the "ultimate beach front poperty" with "incredible views."
I imagine it would be a lot like Waikiki Beach now. 100 years ago it was probably the most beautiful and peaceful beach in the world. Now, it's so crowded that you don't have a place to spread your beach towel.
i was just feeling comment-y. >shrug<
Drugmonkey,
First the umbrella post.
Now this.
Ummm.... is that a, no, it can't me.
A HEART?!
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