Monday, August 11, 2008

A Quick Update; The Drugmonkey Army Was Unleashed. It Was Victorious.

From the Progress Report, which you should be reading regularly:

A draft U.S. regulation "that would define many forms of contraception as abortion will not be proposed in that form, if at all, Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt said.


You were a formidable opponent Mike Leavitt. You held out for 16 days, far longer than I expected from someone who couldn't even help his elderly parents pick out the correct Medicare Part D plan, but in the end you were crushed, as I knew you would be the moment I exposed your dark intentions to the world.

You should feel no shame at the defeat inflicted on you by my readers Mr. Leavitt. You should, however, go into an exile both long and far away.

Dilweed.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

high five :D

i'm always first.. lol.

Cracked Pestle said...

Constant vigilance!

Anonymous said...

Good, I can stop bitching about that particular policy. Perhaps there should be a 'Don't use the Constitution as toliet paper act of 2008'

Anonymous said...

ALL HAIL THE ALL POWERFUL AND ALMIGHTY DRUGMONKEY...WE ARE HERE TO SERVER YOU!

Anonymous said...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/09/beachvolleyball2.jpg

Anonymous said...

Sweet! All hail drugmonkey!!

That piece of crap was wrong wrong wrong!

Unknown said...

drugmonkey..
shouldn't we be worried about this conflict thingy going down in russia/georgia????
like, be very afraid??

Anonymous said...

Although, you might not want to declare victory prematurely. See the Secretary's blog for some blood-pressure raising insanity.

http://secretarysblog.hhs.gov/my_weblog/2008/08/physician-con-1.html#comments