Saturday, August 30, 2008

John McCain Knows You Pretty Little Ladies Are Just Too Busy To Realize There's A Difference Between Hillary And A Right Wing Lunatic In A Dress.

A right wing lunatic who has been governor of a state with fewer people than Columbus, Ohio for less than 2 years. My God if I had a vagina I would be so insulted. That was my first thought.

I mean, Sarah Palin opposes abortion even in cases of rape or incest. Just like Hillary!

Wait. Maybe not just like Hillary. Actually the exact opposite of Hillary. If Sarah Palin were ever in a position where she could exert real political power, unlike, say, governor of Alaska, she would pretty much undo everything Hillary Clinton has spent her life working for. But she does have a vagina, which John McCain thinks is all that matters to you chicks out there. What a cynical, contemptuous, middle finger John McCain just threw to everyone who worked so hard to bring down the good 'ol boy power structure that ruled this country for so long. That was my first thought.

My second thought was that it was a brilliant move. If his only motive was to win an election.

You see, Barack Obama has been running for president for almost 2 years, John McCain since 1999. Meaning that if you don't know who these two are by now, you are by definition a numbnut. That's who the campaigns have to focus on now. Feeble-minded, jelly brained, wishy washy numbnut sheep incapable of making a decision and unaware that Hilary Clinton and Sarah Palin are polar political opposites. People who will cast their vote for president based on things like how long a candidate kisses his wife or how goofy he looks in a wind surfing outfit. There are many more of these sheeple out there than most of us realize, and they hold the fate of our country in their hands between now and November. The first act of pandering to them has been the nomination of the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate.

I'm going to go hide now.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speaking as a citizen WITH a vagina--I couldn't have said it better myself...I am so scared that of what the "sheeple" will do in this election...we are so screwed....

Anonymous said...

One might at the face of if feel as if Ms. Palin should feel insulted..., but then, that's what us AK women do, when the going gets tough, the tough get going...hmmm, semper fi, whatsoever.

neumeindil said...

Luckily, I don't think with my vagina; it's usually in the dark on most matters. My nose, however, is frequently out and about, and it's quite good at detecting bullshit. There's a distinctive odor that's hard to miss.

I've joked for at least 3 years that if someone similar follows the Bush administration into office, I'm leaving the country.

If *this* ploy actually works, I think I'll leave the continent instead.

Nana Jackie said...

This Palin woman is the cover girl for the American Taliban. She'll be handing out the burqas before you can say "Handmaid's Tale." This was a deeply cynical and irresponsible move on McCane's part (yes, I spelled it that way on purpose). He had all of, what, one face to face meeting with her before offering her the VP nomination? He's already said he wouldn't run for re-election. Surely even he sees that if, heaven and hell both forbid, he wins the election in November, this weak link will not be able to carry the GOP onward to yet another term. This is not the right woman to be the first female VP or POTUS. There are far more deserving and capable women out there. And if the sheeple are inattentive or stupid enough to actually elect this odd couple, then the sheeple deserve them.
I have family in Canada. It's an option.

Anonymous said...

Makes me think of Nicholas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas". If these losers get elected, this boomer boy is going to cash out his retirement accounts and go on a cocaine and hooker binge for the ages. No point in surviving with the nursing mother of a mongoloid one hearbeat away. I could elaborate, but why?

Amanda said...

When I read that she only had 2 years experience and it was as a governor, my first thought was, 'Wait, I'm just about as qualified for the job as she is!' This is definitely NOT the woman I want to claim as our first female VP, that's for damn sure. Sadly, I have friends who will vote for her just because she's a MILF. Ridiculous.

Frank, CPhT said...

I think I might be among the ones cashing in my retirement plan, and leaving this sorry excuse for a nation, should this couple of imbeciles get elected. If my retirement savings aren't sufficient, then perhaps that cocaine and hooker binge would be a workable option...

DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...

By the way, in case you missed it over on my twitter, the story burning up the blogosphere at the moment is that Palin is lying about being the mother of her youngest "son," that the kid's real mother is Sarah Palin's 16 year old daughter.

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Jeny said...

i completely agree with you! it’s shameful and scary. i hope this doesn’t undo everything. i know i will definitely be educating people on her political agenda.

ThePoliticalCat said...

I'm sure to McCain one cunt is just as good as another. He doesn't see the difference because he thinks of women as cunts. Over at Jed Report, there's a video clip of the Veep announcement. I swear to God McCain stared at Palin's ass through the entire thing. If I were her husband, I'd kick him in his wrinkly, ancient nutsack.

What really pisses me off is, how DARE this chiquita who went to college on an athletic scholarship and never distinguished herself in any way, compare herself to Hillary, who competed with the boys in two of the best schools in this country at a time when women were still facing tremendous discrimination.

Oh, yeah, she lied her face off at the nomination, claiming that she was against the "bridge to nowhere." Until some determined blogger uncovered video of her race for Governor in which she professed nothing but support for that pork-barrel project.

Anonymous said...

"No point in surviving with the nursing mother of a mongoloid one hearbeat away."

Mongoloid? Are you seriously calling a kid with Down's Syndrome a Mongoloid? How very 1940s of you, asshat! Political opinions are fine, but if you have to resort to name calling little kids, you are no better than the Republicans are! I hope you aren't in health care with an attitude like that.