Thursday, April 03, 2008

What Happens At Homeland Security Headquarters, Stays At Homeland Security Headquarters.

OK......so maybe.....maybe....the kneeler is some sort of Secret Service type with a legitimate business interest in George's crotch, but there can be no possible excuse for Mr. Grinning In The Rear that doesn't involve sweet love making:




Mr. Kneeler: "I can't find it!"

Mr. Grinner: "Oh you just keep looking Bob....... I can't help but to notice you have a nice wide stance sir."

Bush: "Are you sure it's time for another colonoscopy? I thought for sure I just had one."

Grinner: "Oh it's time.... you did slip in the roofies didn't you, Bob?"

Bush: "I don't have time to worry about the Goddamn roof! I have a meeting.....ugh....er......getting sleepy.......feeling happy......"

In the next room, Laura was grateful to have been relieved of her special burden, if only for one night.

Disclaimer: everything under the picture is made up. Thanks to the alert reader who pointed me to it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! This is fricking awesome!!! Laughed so hard~ Congratz on the new puter~

Season said...

Oh my...and we all thought he was homophobic. Would Freud call that reaction formation or projection?

Madam Z said...

Oh well, they all look happy, so just leave them alone.

Anonymous said...

Dubbya looks a little concerned....confused...oh wait, thats just his normal look.

Lol @ the transcript!

Mother Jones RN said...

Was that picture taken at an airport in the men's bathroom and then altered to make it look like they were at the White House?

MJ