Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Keystone Techs Are Not To Be Confused With Keystone States.

Keystone techs are indispensable. No dispensing happens without your keystone tech.

Keystone states are very dispensable. Especially after tonight.

Keystone techs run my business. Keystone states are full of those business left behind.

Keystone techs are fearless. They can stare down the most ferocious of crackhead customers and ensure that the Vicodin is not filled early.

Keystone states are full of fear. Fear that allows the ruling elite to divide the ruled against themselves, in part by tagging those that oppose the rulers.....elitists. The Keystone state continues to sacrifice its young to wars both literal and economic, because the Keystone state does what it's told.

Keystone techs are whip-smart. Keystone state voters don't quite get it.

So when assigning blame for what happened tonight, make sure it goes to the appropriate Keystone.

I never in my life thought I would say such a thing, but it's up to you to save us Indiana.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Drugmonkey, on behalf of PA let me say I'm sorry. I went and did my bit and voted right, but this seems to happen every time I vote. I voted for the first time my first year of college and got bush, 4 years later got him again and now Hillary despite voting contrary every single time.

Kinda heartbreaking, but well, the quote about PA being 'Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by the state of Alabama' seems to be pretty accurate now a days...

Anonymous said...

I'm with you all the way Drugmonkey!!!

The Intern said...

Just a note to the previous commenter -- from a pharmacy student in Alabama. Obama carried the primary here. To my chagrin, I should say, since I feel Clinton is the stronger Democratic candidate and truly hope she is elected this fall.

Anonymous said...

its all those damn senior citizens voting for hillary in droves.


grrrrrrr.....

Anonymous said...

to 'intern'

the only way hillary can win is by overturning the vote and playing dirty (and pissing off the most loyal democratic base & the youth vote). That would ensure a McCain presidency.... why do you hate america?

Anonymous said...

Booooo intern!!! Clinton is dirty dirty dirty, and her win at all costs tactics are dragging the party down. The truth is, there aren't enough differences between her and Obama to make her able to win, because Obama is so much more likeable, so instead she has just just make attack after attack and hope that something sticks. I used to be a Clinton fan, but after hearing the stuff she's pulled out this campaign and just the made up stories, I'm done with her and her ilk

Anonymous said...

She has already run her two terms, she shouldn't be allowed to run again!
And sorry, drugmonkey, my state doesn't have the brightest lightbulbs, and we are overrun with old farts, coming in droves for Clinton.
This saddens me more than the lack of intelligence in our youth.
Sigh.

MrIncognito said...

We have a big problem, and it's white women and middle age to older white men. We've been electing republicans for the last 20 years, and now we're all turning out for Clinton. It's a demographic of people who have done well for ourselves comparatively speaking, and are very scared that any real, fundamental changes will upset our hold on economic supremacy. I really don't mean this in a racist way (does the fact that I'm white matter?), but it's completely natural for a group to defend it's dominant social position. I don't even think that it has to do with racism within the entire group; it's the natural result of defending what you have.

As a group, we're very likely to be insured, to be able to send our children to decent enough schools and college, and to have access to better economic opportunities. Eventually, enough people will be hurt and financially ruined by the GOP policies, or go bankrupt because of health care, or watch as their local state schools start closing their gates or become too expensive to afford, and there will be enough support to make big changes. We're probably right at the tipping point now, where, for example, empty rhetoric about inept big government will be overcome by the apparent necesity of single payer health care, but we're not way past it. Obama is on fire with young people who had to take out $150,000 in student loans and deal with being unable to get health care; we've turned a corner, and we don't have as much invested in the system as the 40+ crowd, but there's still tremendous inertia that we have to drag along with us.

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's your Vancouver, Canada fan. Why do you prefer Obama if I may ask? I don't know enough about it to really decide who is better. Not for lack of news doverage though - oy, it's all over the Canadian channels too. And I bet you can't even name our prime minister.
- Karen

Unknown said...

Since you are a pharmacist, why would you knowingly vote for either democrat that is publicly disclosing the desire to raise taxes. Isn't working for 3 months a year for free enough? We don't need more taxes, and I am not saying Bush is the holy grail. In fact, no amount of money could entice me to become President of these United States. As you know no matter what you do as a pharmacist, doctor, lawyer, judge, congressman, etc... you can not please everyone, anyone all of the time. It is just to hard. Personally, I think we have too much government control. My gosh, you work in a pharmacy, how much paperwork and documentation has been multiplied since the late nineties with OBRA, HIPAA, Medicare B and D. I enjoy your blog, but can do without the tax me to death democrat endoresements.

DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...

Brad,

I'll be sure to work on all the things in MY blog that "you can do without." In the meantime please accept a refund of everything you've ever paid to access it.

You're not being taxed to death. As you point out, I'm in your tax bracket so I know a bit of what I'm talking about here. If you can't manage the money you have coming in the door as a pharmacist, it ain't because of your taxes my friend. You need to have a serious sit down with your budget.

And by the way, one of the reasons people in other countries can afford higher tax rates is precisely because they aren't having American-size health insurance premiums taken out of their paychecks every week. Not to mention larger and larger deductibles...co-pays....you know the drill. Whether you send it to Washington or Blue Cross....it's still gone my friend.

And Washington does a better job providing health care with it than Blue Cross. Just say the word and I will drown you in facts to prove that point.

Sorry to hear about your financial difficulties. There's some OT available in my store if you're interested...:)

DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...

Karen,

I wrote a post awhile back about why it's personal with me and Hillary.



The short version is that traitors are worse than enemies.

Plus I grew to actually like Obama.

Is your guy still Stephen Harper? If so you need to change that.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, shut down. I love you DrugMonkey.

DrugMonkey for President!!!

Jenn Siva said...

Have you packed your bags for British Columbia yet? Wouldnt want you to be here and suffer, when we have a second Clinton administration.

Anonymous said...

Hm, what is a "keystone tech?" I know what a tech is, just not this fancy "keystone" part, lol.