Saturday, April 01, 2006

Why Don't Basketball Teams Change Their Names When They Move?

There are very few lakes in or around Los Angeles (the Lakers moved there from Minnesota, land of a thousand lakes) and quite honestly, Salt Lake City is the least jazzy town on the face of the earth (the Utah Jazz moved there from New Orleans) if you're looking for team names that actually reflect the character of the towns in which they play, might I suggest the Los Angeles Silicone Enhanced Boobs and the Utah Osmonds (Utah Polygamists is just too obvious)

OK...I need to get some sleep.....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

silly boy.