Nothing like building a lifetime commitment on a strong foundation of love.
The conversation got me to thinking though. I mean, I have a great health insurance plan. It's through a union by the way, and those two facts are not a coincidence. So what if she had been my type? I totally could have been the solution to her problems. Might there be other, possibly hot, women in similar circumstances? If so, and you're one of them, I figure I could be your health insurance sugar daddy. Hell, if you've got kids, I could even lift them out of the ranks of the uninsured as well, although we'd have to negotiate some sort of arrangement to keep the little yard apes away from me.
There would be other things to negotiate as well. A rock solid prenup that ensures you get nothing besides my insurance card. But don't get any ideas this marriage won't be consummated. I assure you, you will definitely be consummating your way to good health.
On the other hand though, if someone is desperate for health insurance, what are the chances they'll be hot? If they're looking for healthcare and not carrying the seed of another man, they're probably all diabetic and stuff, and I have yet to see a hot diabetic. Maybe there's someone out there looking for coverage before a breast-enhancement operation or something. I'm pretty sure my plan covers that. Like I said, the union takes care of me.
And I, just might, take care of you. If you want it bad enough. And are hot. I figure by providing insurance to a hot person I will not only be helping to solve one of the great social problems of our time, I will be helping to beautify the planet as well. Kind of a Darwinian thing.
So if you're interested, come up with a stimulus package and forward your application to the e-mail address on the right of this page. You just might qualify for a bailout. Your odds are definitely better than scoring any kind of help under the proposal Republicans have put forth.