Find-a-pharmacist-recruiter.com. Because Your Job Sucks As Much As John McCain's Health Plan

Maybe not quite as much. I mean you do get paid at your current job I'm assuming. Unlike John McCain's health plan. Which would destroy the incentives for your employer to provide health insurance as a benefit and instead give you a $2500 tax credit to help you buy something that costs an average of $12,000. 

Oh, and the tax credit wouldn't go up. Even though the cost of health insurance most assuredly would. Every year. 

So while your job probably doesn't actually take money away from you the way John McCain's health plan would, you and I both know your job sucks. 

You can't piss when you need to. 

You've forgotten that coffee isn't usually served at room temperature. 

You went to college for 6 years and you just spent 10 minutes ringing up some lady's candy corn.

By the way, what's taking you so long to fill my prescription? I dropped it off 5 minutes ago for Christ sakes. 

You don't have to take it though. On November 4th, you can reject John McCain's sucky health plan in favor of one whose emphasis is on making healthcare universally available and affordable, and you can reject your sucky job right now. Quit ringing out that fat diabetic's Ho-Ho's and go hook up with a pharmacist recruiter at  www.find-a-pharmacist-recruiter.com. Tell them agreeing to become one of my blog garden's sponsors was the smartest move they ever made. Because it delivered an ass-kicking pharmacist looking for a job that doesn't suck right to their doorstep. 

Then start looking forward to being able to go to the bathroom at work whenever you actually have to go. 

And now back to our regular programming.....