Thursday, June 21, 2007

You Know Why It's Good To Not Be Alone?

Because on a day like today, a day when those spiritual thunderstorms start to roll in across your brain, when your legs feel like they are made of lead and your butt feels like it is made of Velcro, when you have a rock in the pit of your stomach, when you just want to cry for no apparent reason and you never, ever, for the love of God ever want to get out of bed again, when you just want the world to vanish into the pit of hell or at least leave you the hell alone, when you feel like you are about ready to break.......

You can look into her eyes, you can tell her how you feel, you can ask her if she has any idea what you are talking about, and she can say to you:

"Yeah, it kinda sounds like when I have my period."

BBBBWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Holy crap I am the luckiest man on God's green earth.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

From a girl that just started PMS'ing last night, that's the funniest frickin thing I've read in a long time. I was really pissed off this morning. Thank you. Maybe I won't kill people at work today now.

A

Anonymous said...

OMG..Brilliant....hold on to that girl...she's going to open your world to a whole new perspective....think chocolate and spa treatments....you are metrosexual right ?
~CDK

Bo... said...

That is the absoluteliest funniest thing I've ever heard! (And so true...so true....)

Lesliepop said...

Congratulations on finding your soulmate. You deserve happiness. I really enjoy reading your blog.

Lesliepop, MD

Anonymous said...

Wow, You cured your emo-ness.