From The "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" File....

....via the June 15th issue of The Guardian Weekly, which you should go and subscribe to right now.



Bush: Now just hold still and I'll put this here necklace thing around ya

George Tenet, former director of the CIA, receiving a Presidential Medal of Freedom: "Your breath sir....on the back of my neck......it makes me feel......like a true man....

Doofus in the corner: I feel tingly all the sudden.....