Friday, March 03, 2006

Bill Gates Finds a $100 Bill In The Street......

....do you suppose he stops to pick it up? I say he does, because he has so much fucking money, a figure so unfathomably huge, that no human mind, even his, can really comprehend just how much it is. So even though he earns 10 times as much from windows royalties in the time it takes him to stoop over and put the Benjamin in his wallet...I say yeah.....he does it.

So if you're a guy.....a hetero guy who likes boobies.....and Lived in Canada of Massachusetts or somewhere where it was legal....would you marry Bill Gates knowing that at some point you could get a divorce and take half of everything he owns? I'm not quite sure.....except that I like boobies....

How did people get police help in the days before telephones?


Strange what thoughts can go through your mind while you're filling prescriptions......

1 comment:

pinch said...

if twitter were around when you wrote this, i bet these would be part of your "blog within the blog widget"