Party Girl on the Far Right: Like, when my parents forced me to apply to pharmacy school, they thought I would be, like, getting into, like, a safe boring career and stuff. Little did they know Big Pharma would be paying us to develop a version of female viagra in 'ceutics lab!!
Nerd Girl in the Middle: Perhaps if it increases my level of horniness by over the estimated level of 15.6% I shall let down my hair and even throw off my glasses and do a type of erotic dance.
Party Girl: Um, I have no idea when you just said bookworm, just hand me that blue stuff so we can get this shit in our system before the Delt party tonight!!
Nerd Girl: Yes, the sodium xylopentamol should give us peak plasma levels by approximately 11:45 PM.
Doofus on the left: Jesus I hope this stuff works. Please God let it work.
9 comments:
HA! OMG this is fantastic. The "girl" in the middle? That's 46 ish year old Diedre Myers, the teacher of the ceutics lab! And yea, she is a little bit if an ice queen. Best part? She would totally talk that way.
Female viagra? Not quite, but I think it was during this lab we were able to make our own 'personal lubricant'. Flavors available included mint, chocolate, and marshmallow.
Next? Please write about the picture with Jeff Allison in it.
Thanks for a good laugh. If only they knew what reaction these photos provoke. What about the doofus with his buttoned up white coat and tie? I taught Introductory Pharmaceutics in the early sixties and my students were never this neat, even then.
Mmmm, the ampule. Package voted most likely to lacerate the nurse's thumb when the patient really really really needs what is in that amp. A fine name for an alumni publication.
About the girl on the right: How about them sleeves? Is she wearing a ninja costume underneath her labcoat, or did she pull on a pair of stirrup pants over her arms and chest before she left for class?
Heheh, this is funny. Look at those nicely painted nails and the dangling earrings. They're a definite no-no.
Do you think that guy's dream will come true? Tell us what happens next.
MJ
Holy Christ on Crack...I'm laughing my ass off. Ahhh...the memories. I'm surprised Dee Dee (nerd in the middle - and yes, she seriously goes by "Dee Dee" and even has it on her license plate) isn't giving the guy on the left a lap dance. She practically molested every male in my ceutics lab.
I think I picked cherry for my personal lubricant flavor...
That dude is looking at Party Girl's hooters.
LOL...yeah, I learned to forego the nail polish the first time I had to wash my glassware in acetone. She might want to roll up her sleeves, too.
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