Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I'm Not In A Good State Of Mind, But Still, A Good Quickie Is A Good Quickie.

So, I know I've been off of late, and I know why. Personal stuff. The kind of thing that consumes you when you're a part of it, but doesn't make for very interesting reading when you're not. I'll give you a clue. Here's how a good percentage of my thoughts at work of late have gone......

Looking down the card aisle from the happy pill room.....

"YOU'RE looking for a Valentine? YOU? Awww Jesus Christ monkey....."

5 minutes later........

"Oh holy mother of fuck.....look at that disgusting fat slob. You mean to tell me HE has someone who calls his sweaty ass a Valentine?"

I then go and check outdates for 15 minutes. I haven't checked outdates since I was an intern. I have to sneak another look......

"I am seriously going to hang myself. If that son of a bitch is getting some I am totally going to hang myself"

Not that I'm bitter. 

And not that I still can't appreciate part of a serious news story that sounds like a joke. From yesterday's New York Times coverage of allegations of possible wrongdoing in the recent corruption trial of Alaska Senator Ted Stevens:

For example, a witness for both the government and defense, Rocky Williams, was sent home to Alaska by prosecutors who did not tell defense lawyers, an act that angered Judge Sullivan. Ms. Morris said the decision was made because Mr. Williams was gravely ill, not because prosecutors, after interviewing him, had decided he might help the defense case.

Still, there is considerable evidence that Mr. Williams was truly sick, including the fact that he has since died.


I'll be better soon. Just as soon as the dregs of humanity stop rubbing their public acts of the birth ritual in my face. Which may be never. 

I wonder if there was a Mrs. Williams? 

9 comments:

Scritches.com said...

You've probably already seen this, but just in case
http://noedb.org/library/features/25-shocking-facts-about-the-pharmaceutical-industry

And I'd be honored to be your Valentine!

The little tech that does... said...

I know how you feel, DM. And it doesn't look like things are going to change any time soon....

Anonymous said...

Awww...Master of All Things Pharmacy...

Deliverance style pig sex is nothing to be envious about. I'm sure Mr IQ 12 is bumping uglies with something you need a biohazard suit to get near.

*shudder*

I'd send you a Valentines Day card or a good bottle of scotch (in real life), but that would be too stalkeress.

So **hug hug** **kiss kiss** and here's a virtual bottle of scotch for your nerves.

You should have gave Mr. Sweaty some free condoms. Don't want more of THAT in the gene pool.

LD 50 lab rat

lizonella said...

Aw DM!

Maybe this will cheer you up:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockin_thefreeworld/2264501229/

Anonymous said...

Why do the ugly people having valentines and doing the horizontal shuffle suprise you? working in pharmacy havent you noticed that the worse a person looks/sounds/acts/smells etc, the more likely they are to have 8 or 9 state fed crotch fruit?

Anonymous said...

it would really get ugly if said people after buying their cards came up to your counter for their viagra and valtrex scripts....

Andie said...

The latest Onion, about the medication, you should blog about that. Please.

Anonymous said...

Take it from a chick who knows...fat guys give it to you best. They've spent so much time thinking about it that when they get a chance to put it into practice - dayamn.

Thin guys have their merits of course, namely that they don't crush you but being on top isn't bad either and doggie style from a big guy is incredible.

Wish Biggie hadn't died before I could hit that (no disrespect to Faith, Kim and Charlie intended).

monster said...

http://failblog.org/2009/03/12/valentine-hair-fail/