Tuesday, January 20, 2009

It Could Have Been Worse. I Mean, He Didn't Start A Nuclear War

"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."

-George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa August 21, 2000.

Yeah. That's just the way it goes. Kinda the way New Orleans just kinda went. Kinda the way the people who tried to blow up The World Trade Center just went right to jail.

Wait. That didn't happen on your watch. The person who did blow up The World Trade Center probably has more freedom right now than you'll ever have for the rest of your life, with those Secret Service folks and all following you around wherever you go.

Just the way it goes I guess.

Fuck it. You can't hurt us anymore. I just want to spend as little time as possible thinking about you from now on.

Keep walking assholes.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/SXKWlj9PUII/AAAAAAAAHz4/aORkjelet68/s1600-h/onback.makesureyoucallhimmr.president.jpg

Anonymous said...

Actually, Bush will be the first president to only get ten years' Secret Service protection.

But hey, he's finished playing fake cowboy and has ditched the ranch, so he'll probably be plenty safe in his gated community that graciously deigned to remove the whites-only clause from their covenant in 2000.

And Cheney? Well, now he has plenty of free time to shoot people in the face, so he's got that going for him.

Anonymous said...

Only 10 years protection? Isn't that a bit short, given that he's made the world's top ten most-hated living people? He should be tried for war crimes.

May Obama live up to the intelligence, tolerance and common sense of his inauguration speech!

Scritches.com said...

Thank god the stink has left Washington!

Basiorana said...

Well, in Cheney's case, rolling...

Anonymous said...

You don't believe Bush/Cheney blew up the WTC?

bulldog said...

Won't miss him, but sure will miss your rants on him.

Anonymous said...

i'm locking you and fatius jeebs in a closet and see who comes out standing..his bio of you is hilarious

Gourmandish said...

Nucular... it's pronounced nucular.

I read it on the internets.

(I for one will miss making fun of the Bushisms.)

Cracked Pestle said...

Would we have to provide him with Secret Service protection while he's in prison? A girl can dream.

Scritches.com said...

My god, I just saw on facebook a group called Thankful for George Bush! Thankful because he (allegedly) kept us safe from another terrorist attack, and it's disgraceful how he's been attacked all these years. And because he's such a "gentle" man.

I knew denial was powerful, but this is far greater than anything I could have ever imagined.

The Old Man said...

May your Chosen One keep you as safe in this country as the reviled "cowboy". May Joe Biden shoot his mouth off with as little damage as Cheney's shotgun. May Al Gore bring us all 70 degree temperatures in March as part of anthropocentric climate change.
SanFraNan and Stinky Harry are another thing, however. A trillion bucks is a not-inconsiderable sum....

Anonymous said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/28/obama-tells-beyonce-he-li_n_161978.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PqI12R8YNU&eurl=http://perezhilton.com/&feature=player_embedded