I mean, the AIDS probably killed off most of the vampires back in the 80's I imagine. And quite honestly, even if there are any vampires left, between HIV, Hep C, Ebola and a host of other blood-borne diseases, they are probably more afraid of us these days than we are of them.
In your face vampires.
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Nah, a real vampire is immune to disease. They're immortal, after all.
Vampires are probably the ones responsible for the spread of AIDS! Let's give the bloodsuckers a dose of Zetia!
DOCTOR: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You seem to have contracted HIV. Have you had any unprotected sex in the past years?
MR. SMITH: No.
DOCTOR: Any blood transfusions?
MR. SMITH: No.
DOCTOR: Well, you picked up the virus from somewhere. Can you think of anything else that may have led to you contracting it?
MR. SMITH: Must have been that damn vampire that bit me....
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