From The "It's Their Real Name" File.

An Australian Catholic school is at the centre of an unholy row over claims it refused entry to a five-year-old boy with the surname Hell.

Alex Hell said St Peter the Apostle School, Melbourne, had welcomed his son Max when enrolled under his mother's maiden name, Wembridge.

But they baulked when the family had a change of heart over the surname.

Mr Hell said he initially decided to enroll Max at the school under his wife's maiden name, to avoid the ridicule he himself had suffered as a schoolboy.

OK, you know what there Hell, I might feel a little sympathy for you IF YOU HADN'T HAVE NAMED YOUR KID MAX.

MAX HELL.

You can't really blame the Catholic school. I'm pretty sure the book of Revelation warns of the day of the coming of Max Hell.