Ford Motor CEO Saves Bush From Setting Himself on Fire
....the CEO of Ford Motor Company is being credited with literally saving President Bush's life. Alan Mulally said the president almost plugged an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of a special Ford hybrid vehicle at the White House last week. Mulally said he violated protocol and grabbed the president"s arm to prevent Bush from setting himself on fire.
Let me tell you something Mr. CEO of Ford Motor Company. Protocol is there for a reason. Who the fuck do you think you are violating protocol when you are around the man serving in the office of President of The United States?
Next time you follow the fucking protocol bitch.
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It's in the Bible, Thou Shall Follow Protocol. Any right-wing Christian from the Church of Home Land Security can tell you that you always follow the rules. Send that man to Guantanamo.
MJ
Another protocol is you do not say publicly that Bush is a dumba** or you will be forced to beg for forgiveness after being kicked in the nuts.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-04-11T191736Z_01_N11231422_RTRUKOC_0_US-FORD-BUSH-JOKE.xml&src=rss&rpc=22
Keith Olbermann -- or was it "Crooks and Liars"? -- showed the video of this visit by the Ford CEO and such a thing never happened. Ever. Not even close. The Ford Motor Company CEO invented the whole "I saved his ass" story.
if he's dumb enough to do it, LET HIM DO IT. he needs to be punished for his lack of intelligence at some point! :)
The Burning Bush.
I like that.
yea, just who does he think he is anyway?
I have this stupid bet that in 10 years there will be no american car companies left. I am so on the way to winning it.
Don't make fun of the Taurus - mine has 148,000 miles and nothing has ever gone wrong on it.
I just fell in love with you again, dn.
now that that's out of the way. I want to know why the ceo wasn't immediately fired for such gross negligence.
don't lie about ford we all know that your still driving around in a recalled Pinto.
It's all you can aford
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