Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Memo To Customer:

When I haven't heard of a product, when you ask me about it again 2 minutes later, chances will be very good that I still haven't heard of it.

Were you rubbing it in my face that you knew of something the man in the white lab coat did not? If so I cannot help but to be hurt by your cruelty.

Were you testing me to see if I was paying attention? If so I can not help but to be offended at your underhanded duplicitousness.

Or were you just butchering the name of something you saw on TV at 3 in the morning? Given the fact that you used slightly different names both times you asked, this would seem to be the most likely possibility. In this case I am simply annoyed at your incompetence.

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