Next we had Rear Admiral Harry Harris, (huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh), commander of the prison at Guantanamo, who thinks that suicide is really all about us.
And now from the world of politics, the drugnazi would like to introduce the Republican nominee for United States Senate from the state of California, a man who I'm sure will be working very hard between now and November to make a deep, personal connection with each and every voter he comes in contact with.
Dick Mountjoy.
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I swear I'm not making this up. Here's his website. Here's a man who has a choice between calling himself a name that is synonymous with wealthy and a name that is slang for the male sexual organ, chooses the later, and wants me to believe that he has the judgment to be a United States Senator. I didn't think it was possible, but I'll be damned if the Republicans didn't go and find someone more mockable than Dianne Feinstein
For those of you too kind or, um, mature, to make fun of someone just because of their name, I'll point you to this, cut and pasted from Mountjoy's website:
The time has come for those who live their lives by Judeo Christian beliefs – Americans of all faiths and all political parties—to rise up and speak with one voice across America (emphasis mine)
There, now you can make fun of him for apparently believing that there are Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Animists and Satan Worshipers who live their lives by Judeo Christian beliefs.
In other words, he's stupid. On many levels. Please join me in mocking him relentlessly.
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This can be kinda fun....you know who the ex-head of the Canadian Olympic committee is?
Dick Pound.
I was doing a quick Google search to confirm I hadn't invented that and came across this profile of him by the CBC.
Headline: "The passions of Dick Pound"
I think I rented that movie the other day.
The article then starts off:
"The mere mention of Dick Pound stirs up passionate declarations of reverence and contempt."
Well, yeah, I could see that.
Quite frankly, it would be my pleasure to mock him relentlessly. And oh, how I shall.
i was trying to email you this article:
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/conservatives/story/0,9061,794594,00.html
couldnt, so i'll leave it as a comment instead.
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