Thursday, May 18, 2006

From The Jihad Watch, Some Of Them Actually Are Clinically Nuts

Came across this gem today while waiting for my morning (2 in the afternoon for me) coffee. Through the magic of the Internet, we go to La Crosse, Wisconsin:

A former Wal-Mart pharmacist who objects to dispensing birth control was found guilty of obstruction for an incident at a store in Onalaska.

Neil Noesen was arrested after creating a disturbance while working briefly at the Onalaska Wal-Mart last July.

Police officers told Noesen to leave the store, but he refused to leave, telling customers about his religious beliefs about birth control. He had to be taken from the store in a wheelchair.

La Crosse County Circuit Judge Michael Mulroy fined Noesen 500 dollars plus court costs.

It's Noesen's fourth conviction on charges related to his objections as a Catholic to dispensing birth control prescriptions and devices.


Taken from the store in a wheelchair? WTF! Damn good thing this didn't happen where I work, as there are no wheelchairs to be found. I suppose I would have had to hit him over the head with one of the 500 count generic Vicodin bottles we go through every day, then drag his sorry unconscious ass out to the curb next to the homeless dude who comes in a couple times a week to ask me if it's safe to drink rubbing alcohol.

Speaking of the dregs of society, it would seem the judge missed a golden opportunity here. Since this clown seems so committed to proselytizing, what better place to get it done than among the downtrodden, lost, wayward souls to be found in the county jail? He could have told them all about his opposition to condoms as the Crips were making a deal to trade him for a carton of cigarettes. Ah well, maybe on conviction number 5.

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