Sunday, April 03, 2005

Not To Beat A Dead Horse......

....with the emergency contraception thing. Really, it's a small part of the job, and sometimes I'll go weeks without one. I'm doing one last night though, looking over the form you gotta fill out before I dispense it. One of the questions is "Time of unprotected intercourse," the purpose of which is so I can document you got it within the 72 hour window in which it'll work. The patient filled in the blank to this question with "10:38 A.M"

The precision of this answer raises so many questions. Was he on a timer? Was she so bored she was lying there looking at the clock? One of my work related mysteries that I think might be better left unsolved.

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