....I swear
Customer on telephone: I found this cream in my baby's diaper bag and I wonder if it's for diaper rash?
Me: OK......
Customer: .....well......is it?
The words..."no, actually it's for syphilis, your husband must have left it there" were on their way from my brain to my mouth only to be intercepted and passed by "well, you haven't told me what it is yet ma'am"
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