I can guarantee you she has an established relationship with her pharmacist. And that it is not a good one.
From "News Of The Weird", which I've mentioned before is the best newspaper column ever:
Responding to a domestic-dispute call at the I-77 Motor Inn in Fairplain, W.Va., in October, sheriff's deputies encountered Melissa Williams naked from the waist down and holding a knife. Two men in the room (one, her estranged husband) said Williams had threatened them. "(S)omebody," she reportedly said, "is going to eat my (vulgar anatomical reference) or I'm going to cut your (expletive) throat." The sheriff's report also noted that one of the men approached Williams to comply but was repelled by Williams' "horrible vaginal odor." In November, Williams was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
Yeah...pretty sure I waited on her today.
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Whatever you do, do NOT google images for "blue waffle."
I was interested also if they'd checked their car in the parking lot (if she'd purchased Sudafed recently), and what was cookin' in the trunk, or, if an infant in the back seat was slurping Tussionex in its bottle. It's not usually just one problem, when criminal activity is involved.
Cripes, I never thought anything could be worse than being a chain pharmacist, but being a cop and having to deal with this...... whew.
You can see a picture of this woman, along with excerpts of the police report, at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report . Just her face (which is all that's pictured) is enough to make you run screaming out of the room, never mind the rest of her anatomy.
Men say that kinda thing all the time and nobody gets arrested . . . .
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