Monday, January 11, 2010

From The Mailbag: A Reader Writes In To Prove That A Texan Can Be Both Thoughtful And Articulate. And That I Am Like Hitler.

Got this in response to my explanation of the theory that global warming could lead to a breakdown of the North Atlantic saline pump, and subsequently to the slowing of the Gulf Stream, resulting in Europe getting colder as the rest of the planet warms, which was attached to a post that included insinuations that southerners in general and Texans in particular are a little dumb:

Straight out of Texas, you bitch ass, size envy having hatchet wound...suck my "texasshole" you Pansy ass twat wig.

Well I guess that just proves the whole saline pump theory wrong now doesn't it?. In some alternate teabagger universe that is, the center of which is probably Houston. I stand corrected.

My right wing intellectual friend also had this to say:

Never understood knocking a whole region or group of individuals, Hitler did, I just don't.

Which indeed makes you a better person than Hitler. You and everyone else who isn't responsible for the industrial scale killing of 6,000,000 people in death camps and another 60,000,000 or so in a war you started. Congratulations. You, Lou Dobbs, The Unabomber, and Osama Bin Laden are all better people than Hitler. Nothing like setting your goals high and then striving to achieve them. You have much to be proud of sir.

Despite the fact you're from Texas, the asshole of the United States, and, not coincidently, the home of George W. Bush.

Not to mention ZZ Top.


Anonymous said...

To be fair, there was Molly Ivins, but she might have been a a genetic anomaly.

Anonymous said...

ZZ Top ftw.

Tyler said...

Take that Texas!!!!

Jo said...

Every once in a while, I wonder why I've sworn off dating. Then I read things like "hatchet wound" and "twat wig", and remember that this dude occupies the same geographic area I do, and it all comes clear again.


Anonymous said...

what do you have against Texans and why are you so hostile?? don't you think your prejudice against Texans/southeners is the same idea Hitler had against the Jews? are you a hypocrite or what??

Anonymous said...

All Texans know Geroge was not born here so he does not count as a Texan. Oh and ZZ Top kicks all kinds of ass.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Texas is the land of Rick Perry, Tom DeLay, Ross Perot and general redneck asshats. On the other hand, please keep in mind that Texas is also the land of Barbara Jordan, Ann Richards, and Molly Ivins. It is that contrast that makes living here exasperating and interesting.

Sorry you only seem to get mail from the asshat population of the state. Wait and see, I think we'll go blue in 2010. Or at least very purple.

Anonymous said...

Dont forget we have Ron Paul! We win! LOL

azwethinkweizm said...

I'm from Texas and don't endorse the letter writer, but come on DrugMonkey. "Despite the fact you're from Texas, the asshole of the United States, and, not coincidently, the home of George W. Bush." Really?

That's Connecticut, not Texas.

Jen said...

I work in a call center and have talked to countless Texans and I must say a majority of them are fucking ignorant, egotistical, egocentric douches who think there is no world outside their state.