Wednesday, November 23, 2011

A Thanksgiving Rerun: After Roughly 400 Years, I Think The Lesson Of The Holiday Is Crystal Clear.

If strange white people come wandering into your neighborhood, kill them. That is the lesson of Thanksgiving. I seriously don't think you can make a case that the Indians wouldn't have been better off if they had just killed the Pilgrims. Or let them starve.

Same way with Louis and Clark. Indians totally should have just killed those honkies.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

agreed. same with Columbus Day. Also you should immunize yourself from small pox then throw vials of the virus at people's faces.

Patricia said...

The discovery of the small pox vaccine occured waay before (in honkey terms, if I may use them loosely) after the travels of Columbus, who, it can be easily argued, was not the first honkey on the 'West Side' (if I may use the terms loosely).

And worry not, my anonymous friend, people are NOT immunizing their children for this deadly disease more and more! And measles, and mumps, and rubella, oh my! You may soon get your wish.