Sunday, May 30, 2010

Not Only Do This Country's Crazy Christian Conservatives Try To Stop Us From Learning About Sex, If It Were Up To Them I Wouldn't Have Been Able To Waste The Last Hour Of My Life Dodging Sperm. Thank God For The Canadians.

I won't ruin it for you, other than to say I only got splattered three times:


http://www.healthunit.com/article.aspx?ID=15160

14 comments:

David said...

As a Canadian WTF? Does this have anything to do with Canada?
This is an semi-educational game. Maybe if they played this in the Middle-East it would be something.

Anonymous said...

DrugMonkey I am concerned about your sexual health if you got splattered three times! Out of curiosity, what did you get wrong?

Từ Thanh Giác said...

If this game was played in the USA Bible Belt it would also mean something.

Anonymous said...

Better semi-educational that non-educational like some of the Fundie programs are.

DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...

David,

My point was there would be no way in hell this gets put up by any government entity on this side of the border, as the crazy uptight Christians wield political influence here far out of proportion to their actual numbers.

Anon 1:51,

I remember missing something about getting tested by peeing in a cup. I was kinda drunk. I guess the lesson is I should only have sex when sober...:)

Sarah,

Penii? Phalluses?

Scritches.com said...

I posted the link to my facebook page. Let the nasty comments begin!

Từ Thanh Giác said...

Here is how sex works with the fundamentalists. A friend of mine was an alcoholic and went to AA, which I thought was a good thing until I discovered that the US Appeals Court ruled that AA is a religious organization, stating one cannot be forced to go to AA, if it is contrary to their religious beliefs. The case involved a Buddhist in Hawaii who was forced to attend AA meetings.

She became a born again Christian regularly attending the fundamentalist church as well as her AA meetings. Her husband worked in the oil fields which keep him away from home a week at a time.

One day an elder from the church came to visit her. He told her, “Jesus wants me to have sex with you?” After that I got my friend back. She became a unborn.

Tonina said...

Oh my God. The evangies in my neck of the woods would stroke out calling down divine punishment on any organization or agency that created such a game.

I can't wait to show that game to my husband.

jin said...

I got them all correct... however, there were no questions about peeing in a cup & I wasn't drunk.
;-)

The plural for penis is....

*drumroll*

"cocks"

...at least in my world it is.

Anonymous said...

I got one wrong and it was about pee and a cup and I wasn't drunk. Either they mix up the questions, or somebody around here doesn't remember being drunk.

Sarah, RPh said...

They mix up the questions... apparently my husband and I don't know the true "risk" of getting pregnant - we both got that one wrong... of course, I haven't been off birth control since I was 15 so it's never been particularely relevant...

harpy said...

I got one wrong but I lived with a sex educator for years. got the cup/pee one right though.

Anonymous said...

This is total bs. Why didn't the doctor let me pee in a cup? I had a swab stuck down my penis. Pretty much the most uncomfortable thing ever.

Anonymous said...

LoL i got splattered 3 times also. it was the peeing in a cup thing, the getting pregnant during 1st month probability and the plan B, but only because I misread the question (noticed the penis-hands at the time:)) Brits rule! Even if they're from Canada :)

btw did ya know about the poppy fields of Great Britain? The government decided to make its own heroin and to hand it out to junkies for free or something. I might be wrong on the details, though... but not on the idea that even dopeheads' lives worth something for these suckers. I bet they can smoke in bars there, too.
I think i'll go and dump some TAZO in the lake Union now...
:))

P.S. dear DM. You rule.