"But at least I'm FIZZY!" I bet the soda thinks. "At least I have SUGAR! People are passing me up for friggin plain water in a bottle! All these educated, affluent assholes who think they care so much about the environment are paying money for water in a plastic bottle that will take a million years to decay. They not only walk past the drinking fountain, but right past me, who would at least give them some flavor and some caffeine for their money"
It's enough to drive a can of Coca-Cola to drink. Except:
I think I heard the Coca-Cola softly sobbing next to the convenience store door today. Quietly asking the old man going in if he could pay him to buy some beer.
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I am an old man. Most of the guys my age at work have some form of diabetes. I am the exception because I did not consume soft drinks.
Super size your drinks and super size your waist and doctor bills,
Budweiser makes WeID sodas, now?
It's not a great idea to drink sodas like water, but if you really want to gain weight and get diabetes, Zyprexa is your best bet.
Ha ha! Love it!
Have you seen this drugmonkey?
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/12/business/some-physicians-making-millions-selling-drugs.html?_r=3
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