Friday, February 04, 2011

A Quickie From The Morning Paper

They have a thing about making certain stories available only in the print edition, and not online, but I swear I'm not making this up:

WaterPlus includes a collection of prominent locals. In addition to Weitzman, the new group includes such well known figures as Nader Agha, Harvey Billing, Bob Massaro, Dick Rotter, and George Schroeder, among others. 

BWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAAAAHHAHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Dick Rotter!!!!!! BWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!  Well of course Dick Rotter is well known. Who can ever forget his work in the basic training Gonorrhea film used by the US Army for over 40 years? Classic stuff, that appearance by Dick Rotter was. And who knew you could make a living making porn for people with a leprosy fetish?  "I Left My Schlong In San Francisco" was groundbreaking in its day. I've often wondered what Dick Rotter could be up to these days.

I'm kidding. I don't know who the fuck Dick Rotter is. But I have a feeling the paper wouldn't be as likely to be calling him well known if he went by Richard.

3 comments:

Từ Thanh Giác said...

Who's Dick Hertz?

Anonymous said...

How about Rusty Kuntz? He used to play for the Detroit Tigers I think. When I got rid of all my baseball cards that I had collected as a kid, his was one of the only ones I kept.

Anonymous said...

OMG I just spewed my coffee!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thanks for that!