An Ode To Minastrin.....Chew Chew Chew Chew!!!!!!

Minastrin sounds like a soup, or other fine dish,
but if you're looking to eat, you won't get your wish,
stopping your babies is the name of the game,
and new Minastrin!! just isn't the same.

The ingredients are identical, that much is true,
and just as effective at stopping little yous
but if you want some Loestrin, that you won't find,
because you, my good friend, are now behind the times.
The difference, you see, between me and you,
is the miracle of jaw work....chew chew chew chew!!!!!

With everything else the same you might say,
why would we start this new birth control day?
The answer is as simple as the sky is blue.....
We love to watch women, go chew chew chew chew!!!!!

That, and the money. We get a new patent on this chewable bullshit you see, which means you bitches are gonna chew us all the way to the bank.

Now get chompin'

Sincerely,

Warner Chilcott