However, it seems like he was having his porn sent to the store. It came in a discreet brown envelope. Maybe a bit too discreet, as the store manager opened it and was a little....um.....taken aback at what she saw.
My sources tell me it was mature plumper porn.
The Drugmonkey learned two things this night.
1) They still make porno magazines. People still pay for them. Evidently there are just not enough naked people on the internet you can see for free.
2) It is possible for a pharmacist to be fired for something that doesn't involve drugs and/or theft.
I have the feeling there may be some overtime in my future.
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What was she doing opening his mail? That's illegal. He could probably sue and get his job back.
Is it not a federal offense to open other people's mail? Do I sense a lawsuit coming on here?
Not that I am condoning that ridiculous behavior. Everyone knows the best plumper porn is the barely legal variety.
I know someone who just had to fire an employee for offering another some pot. At a work function. As a senior executive.
Just goes to show you: human is as human does...
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! What a Shmuck.
Guess it depends on who the mail was addressed to... or if it was addressed to anyone at all.
Jeebus, a post office box is cheap and yes, the internet is free.
Master of All Things Pharmacy...
My friend works at an Adult Book Store. She tells me they still sell tons of mags. Her patrons say that if you have K!dZ, and share a family computer, it's not like you can have your Barely Legal Plumper Porn or whatever for your computer savy 10 year old to find it.
Besides, you can lock yourself in the bathroom with mag of choice for a "little quality time".
I know men where wives search all thru their 'puters for porn. There is still something to be said for hiding the mag above the ceiling tile or the under the carpet in the closet.
LD/50 Rat-->who would be pissed that her hubby or SO wouldn't share his porn stash with her.
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