Now I ask you, how the hell could I not vote for that? So I did.
Sure, the current governor thinks he's some sort of tough guy because he used to lift weights and pretend to fight aliens from a Hollywood movie set, but MY candidate rages against the man and gets led away by the pigs.
Sweet.
Those of you who regularly read my little blog garden also know I've been covering Dick Mountjoy's campaign for US Senate like a ribbed Trojan. My inner Beavis has been eagerly anticipating the moment when I would see the words "Dick Mountjoy" printed on official election material. My expectations were exceeded though when I opened my ballot envelope and saw this:

Huh huh......ok......so I understand wanting the name "Richard" on your ballot line. But then to go out of your way to make sure "Dick" gets in there as well.....in quotation marks! BBBBWWWAAAAHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! It's like someone at the print shop hates him and decided to stick in a random insult.
Immaturity can so lift the spirit sometimes.
2 comments:
I have never seen a California ballot before, and I find it amusing that their occupation is stated on there. Say you didn't know anything at all and walked into the voting booth, who would you vote for for Senator? I'm going to guess the person who lists the position you're voting for as their occupation. That's funny.
Dick Mountjoy is my uncle.
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