Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Walgreen's Puts One Vision Of Pharmacy's Future In The Nation's Newspaper Of Record, But Seems To Be Awful Quiet About The One It's Actually Been Working On.


Here's the shiny, happy vision of pharmacy's future, courtesy of The New York Times:

As the Walgreen Company pushes its army of pharmacists into the role of medical care provider, it is bringing them out from their decades-old post behind the pharmacy counter and onto the sales floor. 
The pharmacy chain, based in Deerfield, Ill., and the nation’s largest, has renovated 20 stores in the Chicago area and is converting more than 40 in Indianapolis to get the pharmacist closer to patients. Pharmacists in the revamped stores are being kept away from the telephone, where dealing with insurance coverage questions and other administrative tasks occupy 25 percent of their time, Walgreen says. 
“What we are seeing now is pharmacists should be using their knowledge to help consumers manage their medications appropriately,” said Nimesh Jhaveri, executive director of pharmacy and health care experience at Walgreen. “It’s not about the product but the care we give.”

Wow, that's almost enough to get me all choked up and misty eyed. Things are going to get better. Really. Walgreen's says so.

"I am a pharmacist who is under the most stress of my career trying to keep my position under this new program. We have 11 or less seconds to review an Rx for data accuracy ... and less than 8 seconds to review it clinically for interactions and dosings. They are actually riding us now to do clinical in 4 seconds [as of] our last meeting. Do you know how hard it is to look up a drug/dosing in 4 seconds? If we do not accomplish this timing, our 'metrics' are out the door ... We are put on level 1 discipline, then level 2, then we are given a 'life line' to find another position."

Huh? What? How did that get in here? Oh for the love of God, that's only an actual letter from an actual Walgreen's pharmacist that showed up in my mailbox awhile back. The "new program" he's talking about isn't the PR stunt that the Times wrote about, but a vision of Pharmacy's future Walgreen's is much further along in implementing it calls the POWER program. The idea is to move as much work away from the store level as possible, using things like off-site central fill centers to deliver refills to the store, call centers to take calls from patients, and splitting the prescription filling process into individual, repetitive tasks to be assingned to workers off site. The pharmacist above had the job of verifying the accuracy of prescription images sent to his home computer.

"The goal of the program is to relieve in-store pharmacists of certain tasks in order to give them more time to offer medication therapy management services." Walgreens told Drug Topics when POWER rolled out. Which sounds an awful lot like the bullshit they were sending the New York Times' way. Let's see how that's working out:

I just wanted to add a comment in regards to Walgreens POWER.  I received my first average (usually always above average or exceeds expectations) performance evaluation because I was going against policy and checking hardcopies (that were typed and verified by POWER) before dispensing medications to patients. I was told not to double check hard copies and to only check product. 

But.......but.......the future pf pharmacy isn't about the product. That's what Walgreens said.

By double-checking hard copies, I caught several mistakes a day.  These mistakes I documented.  At my high volume store, my near misses went from around 20 a month, to over 100 a month.  One specific prescription that I discovered was incorrect due to my double checking of hard copies was a prescription for a child for morphine sulfate written as 20mg/5ml to dispense 1 teaspoonful every 6 hours as needed.  The prescription was typed and verified as 20mg/1ml to dispense 1 teaspoonful every 6 hours as needed.  In a child, this could have been deadly.

Even more deadly than the cigarettes Walgreens sued the city of San Francisco for the right to sell. Nothing says it's all about the care you give more than fighting for the right to profit from poison.

That quote was from a different pharmacist than the first by the way. I got quite a few:

I am writing to you in response to the letter you received from the Walgreens pharmacist who worked at POWER 
I too was one of the pharmacists working in the stressful environment that he talks about... 
...My "numbers" rarely came in where they were supposed to because I actually read the prescriptions, checked for interactions, looked at refill history, etc. So on my weekly phone call from my supervisor, who was a pharmacy technician, I would be reprimanded and told to go faster.  I was verifying upwards of 1000 Rx's per 8 hour shift.  The "fast" employees were verifying about 5000. (emphasis mine)

I'll stop here and point out that's 625 prescriptions per hour. Or ten a minute. Every minute. All day long.

The Andersonville neighborhood store includes a 50-square-foot room behind sliding doors where a pharmacist, James Wu, can sit and counsel patients, who sit on a padded bench that has enough room for the patient and a family member or two. Mr. Wu’s desk is steps to the right of the private room.

Wait. I'm sorry. I've got all my notes and papers mixed up here and I keep getting Walgreen's versions of Pharmacy's future mixed up. I think that was the bullshit one.

They were also going to enroll me in a class that taught me "what to skip over when verifying prescriptions"

Well they did say it wasn't about the product anymore.

Mr. Wu said he could now spend more time talking to patients or out in the store aisles, and rarely is distracted now by the orders being placed for prescriptions. 
POWER pharmacists are stuck at a computer terminal situated between the Consultation Window and 2-3 cash registers (plus drive-thru). There's absolutely no peace or privacy; the potential distractions are incalculable, and their mere likelihood itself soon becomes a distraction in-lieu. RPh's no longer have their own personal terminal; they share the register computer with the Technicians, Interns, cross-trainers, Store Managers- basically, anyone who wanders through the pharmacy can enter data under the pretense of the RPh's initials.

Mr. Wu didn't say that second paragraph. A Walgreen's pharmacist actually working in the Walgreens of the future said that second paragraph. I could go on, but you get the picture. The reports I'm getting from the real world are nothing like the blowjob that New York Times reporter gave the nation's largest drug chain.

But wait my friends, because as they say in the advertising world, it gets better. One Walgreen's POWER pharmacist wrote me not long ago and gave me the complete scoop on what this program is like. The ups and downs, ins and outs, and all the dirty laundry of this initiative undertaken by the Pharmacy America Trusts™ to shape the profession's future.  Those of you not in pharmacy will likely be shocked. Those of you in the profession most likely will just be saddened. You'll have to wait until I get the time to get the next post up, but I'll give you a hint: it doesn't involve a 50-square-foot room behind sliding doors where a pharmacist can sit and counsel patients.

Stay tuned.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Darvocet And Dulcolax Are Interchangeable For The Right Patient.

I can't claim credit for that headline. it came from an alert reader who tipped me off to this story from the website of WSB-TV:

JOHNS CREEK, Ga. — Investigators are looking for a burglar who has hit a Johns Creek pharmacy twice in the past three months. 
Back in July someone broke into the business and got away with Adderall, Oxycodone and thousands of other pills. The store's surveillance cameras captured that crime... 
Now police believe the same man may be responsible for both crimes. 
"From the footage of the video from both of the incidents, we're pretty sure it's the same individual," 
But this time around the pharmacist outsmarted the burglar. According to a police report, the pill bottles taken were filled with candy and laxatives.

Reached in a fictional headquarters less opulent than the new building his organization can't stop bragging about, American Pharmacists Association President Marialice S. Bennett praised the "outside the box" thinking "in improving medication use and advancing patient care"

"This pharmacist obviously realized that a person ingesting a large quantity of narcotics, as this burglar or his customers were evidently doing,  is at risk of severe constipation, and took measures to address the needs of his community, extending the same quality of care provided to the law abiding to those on the other side of the law. I'd like to think of this event as the culmination of a lot of effort and hard work here at APhA, as we have been advocating various medication therapy management schemes while standing idly by as pharmacists get ripped off in business transactions for almost two decades now. Bravo Health Mart Pharmacy of John's Creek Geogia, bravo!"

Pharmaceutical Benefits Manager MedcoHealth Solutions Inc., acting on the possibility that the alleged burglar was one of its cardholders, immediately imposed a $10,000 fine against the pharmacy for not having a hard copy prescription for the candy and laxatives on file.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Why Do People Call Them Teabaggers? For No Other Reason Than To Insult Them With A Sexual Innuendo, Obviously.

From today's New York Times:
It's hard to ridicule people who do such a good job of it themselves.....

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I Suppose It Would Be Rather Horrifying To Look At Your Baby And Discover An Ass Problem.

I wouldn't know, as I don't have any. Babies that is. We'll leave any ass problems I may or may not have out of this for now.

But like I was saying, I've heard  the love between a parent and infant is unlike any bond in the human experience, which totally makes sense. Evolution would have to create a pretty damn strong bond after all to withstand the noisy, smelly, mess making, mess getting into, sleep depriving experience that is parenthood. I've worked in a retail setting for close to 25 years now, which means I now see  babies who could be the babies of the first little shits I saw wailing down the toy aisle long ago, and I am convinced. To put up with one of those things you would have to love them. A lot.

I bet the people at Stiefel Laboratories understand that as well. That a few of them are even parents, and that on occasion, they have experienced the unique horror that must come from seeing the child you love so much with its ass on fire. I'm talking about diaper rash, and I'm not trying to minimize the condition. I'm sure it's awful for a little guy or girl to have to go through. I'm also sure that the first reaction of most parents would be something along the lines of "I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!!!!" That the sight of such suffering, along with a tinge of guilt that would come from thinking maybe they had had something to do with this, "Did I change the diapers enough? Was I not diligent enough with the baby powder?" Would spur a parent to do anything in their power to make things right again.

That's how most parents would think that is. The parents who work at Stiefel Laboratories evidently thought something along the lines of "We could make some money off of this. A literal shitload of money" Which would explain the creation of Vusion ointment. A product I am nominating this night as the biggest rip off piece of shit ever to grace a pharmacy shelf.

It's not that Vusion is ineffective. It never would have been approved unless there was evidence that it worked. The product's package insert lists three ingredients; miconazole, zinc oxide, and white petrolatum.

Miconazole is an anti-fungal agent used to treat secondary yeast infections that can take hold during an episode of diaper rash. It's good stuff to use in these situations, and Vusion contains it in a concentration of 0.25%

Thing is, you can buy an over the counter tube of miconazole , eight times as strong, in the athlete's foot aisle. It goes by the name of Micatin.

Zinc Oxide is a skin protectant that also helps to seal out moisture. Again, a great idea to use when skin is irritated and wet. You'll get it in a concentration of 15% in Vusion. Or you could get some over the counter Desitin and get it in a concentration of 40%.

The audacity to list white petrolatum as an active ingredient is my favorite. White Petrolatum is Vaseline.

So, let's recap. Vusion is a prescription product that contains a combination of ingredients in weaker strengths than you can find them over the counter. Now let's do some math:

One tube Micatin, 14grams-  $6.49 (all prices from drugstore.com)

One tube Desitin, 120 grams, $4.42

Vaseline, 75 grams $3.29

Which gives us a grand total of $14.20.

So, how much do you suppose a prescription of Vusion goes for, after you go through the process of being examined by a licensed prescriber and given the right to buy something not as strong? Guess. Seriously...before you read any farther, I want you to take a stab at how much you think the good folks at Stiefel laboratories will charge you for watered down over the counter products.

Ready?

$265.99 for a 50 gram tube. I am not making that up. It's almost enough to make me slightly sympathetic towards insurance companies.

So by all means, the next time you gasp in horror when you realize your little one's ass is in an awful way, ask your doctor if Vusion is right for you, and if your doctor says yes......

Find another doctor.


Saturday, October 08, 2011

I Make A Vow To You This Night. As Surely As I See This Glass Of Absinthe Before Me, I Will Dedicate The Rest Of My Life To Work Worthy Of The Nobel Peace Prize.

An open letter to the people of South Africa,

Comrades,

It may seem odd that I, a common citizen of the United States who has set foot outside of my country only four times, would make an appeal to you, a nation halfway around the world and seemingly far more politically complex than anything I have ever witnessed. I ask only that you hear me out however, as my humble plea to you may just end up benefiting us all.

For you see, the demon seed of apartheid, planted so long ago and so far away from me, has sprouted into a flower of fire that threatens to burn out of control. Consuming my own house the way it has burned through so much of your country. I understand your problem with the white Afrikaners in a way that no one else who is not black can. They came uninvited, assumed all positions of power and went on to rule with an iron fist, tolerating no questions, much less actual opposition. First in South Africa, then with my employer. Because when you freed yourself , you chased many of your oppressors directly into the corporate suites above me, subjecting me to the very woes you once endured. By liberating yourselves,  you set up my own enslavement. I suppose it is only karmic. I was a Republican during the time Reagan was propping up the regime that held you down. I am truly, deeply, sorry.

Did they do weird shit with the trash when they were in charge of your country? The trash system they have set up in my company is truly bizarre. Did they dismiss your ideas out of hand only to implement them months later and give you no credit? Did they tell you you did not know how to do simple arithmetic when you pointed out you did 75% of a store's prescriptions?  I can only imagine what it would be like to live in a land where those people were the only ones with guns. Look into my face my African brothers, and you will see the pain of a modern Nelson Mandela.

Which is why I am writing to you this night. Because like my brother Madiba, I choose not to fight the power of  injustice with force, but with the power of peace. From this moment on, I will not rest until you have settled your differences with the Boers and they can go the fuck back to where they came fr........I mean....they can return to their homeland secure in the knowledge you no longer want revenge for the fact they used to beat your head in and make you go to the shittiest beaches. I am in a unique position here my friends, as I both know what it is like to live under their heel and am pretty sure they will never call me a kaffir. Let us sit at the table of reconciliation and let me help you work together in the common interests of humanity.

As long as that table is in your country, and not mine. Before they conscript me to do off-site flu shot clinics, please, let's see if you guys can work this out.


Tuesday, October 04, 2011

We Have Finally Reached A Bipartisan Consensus In Washington. Now All We Need Is A Time Machine.

So the words of yesterday's right wing whack job can get someone branded a flaming socialist today. I can only shudder at the thought of what tomorrow will bring:


Monday, October 03, 2011

A Question About A Question.

My world could not be more unlike that of the Norteños or the Sureños and their ilk. I don't have to worry that picking out what color clothes to wear in the morning might be a life or death decision. I do have to be concerned that if my peers find out I eat non-organic bananas for lunch I will lose status in my community. I think about drive-thrus far more than drive-bys, and I'm pretty sure I'll never have to shank or be shanked. I do live close enough to the gangster world, at lease physically, that news of it often appears in my local paper. The accounts usually start off sounding something like this:

 "Blue dude saw a red dude and asked him a gang related question....."

I'm not making this up, they oftentimes refer to this "gang related question"

What could it be? This question. Do they mean there's like a quiz? Really? And I thought I was under a lot of pressure what I took the pharmacy boards. At least no one was sitting there waiting to bust a cap in my ass.....

OK, seriously. What the hell is this question the gangsters ask each other. This is bugging the shit out of me.