Cleavage Is Like The Sun......

.....Jerry Seinfeld once said, "You don't stare at it, it's too risky! You get a sense of it then you look away!"

I broke the sun rule today, and I'm pretty sure I was busted. I felt bad about the whole thing until the bearer of the cleavage turned around and I saw the words "Yo, juicy" written across her her ass. No type of juice associated with a person's ass can be a good thing, and I can't imagine what type of person would advertise it. I went from feeling bad for looking at the clevage for too long to being disgusted with myself for looking at the clevage at all. Ass juice. Good God.