Sunday, February 04, 2007

Best Law Ever!!!!!!!!!!!

Pages upon pages of new laws regarding the practice of pharmacy went into effect in my state at the beginning of the new year. Being a conscientious professional, I thought 35 days into it maybe I should take a look at what those new laws might be. Little did I know my effort would reap such a reward. From the newly revised law book:

Business and Professional Code 4052.4- authorizes pharmacists to perform skin puncturing activities and lab tests......

Now I'm no lawyer, but it looks to me like I am now authorized to stab you, and very likely to shoot you as well, as it cannot be denied both these activities puncture the skin. I can also apparently take your cholesterol level when I'm done, which I'm not as interested in.

I have the best fucking state legislature in the world.

Oh happy day.
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5 comments:

  1. Romius T.3:49 PM

    It's good to know that you got around to reading all them laws.

    That just means that most pharmacists never do.

    I might as well go to walmart for 4 dollar prescriptions then. O wait I do.

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  2. Randall Sexton10:31 PM

    Ah yes, now you can give customers acupuncture while they wait on their scripts!

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  3. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Cool! Now we can enter in a side venture and make some REAL money ...

    Dan's RX Emporium and Tattoo Parlor.

    Get a tat while you wait.

    Awesome.

    Will this be covered by Medicaid ?

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  4. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Technically, this may also mean we're allowed to slam Dilaudid on the job. My days at work are about to get so much easier...

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  5. monster10:49 PM

    I miss posts like this one :)

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