Some days the blog just writes itself. These are all honest-to-God-I-swear-I'm-not-making-them-up google search terms someone entered that led them to the spot on the internet where you are now:
- Does he hate me?
- Goddammit I hate you.
- Pharmacist I hate you
- Can OTC Excedrin kill you?
- Can Advicor kill you?
- Can you kill yourself with Zopiclone?
- Frequency of showering.
- Weed and diphenydramine HCL
- I am dastardly (This one came up twice. I can offer no explanation)
- Uniform bitches (This came up 3 times. Again, no explanation)
- Longest schlong (This one I do have an explanation for. The fact I have the world's longest schlong is common knowledge.)
- Dominatrix (Lesson learned; put that word in a post's headline and your hit count for the day goes through the roof)
- Augmentin XR syphilis dose
- Crystal meth foaming at the mouth bleeding
- Crystal meth effect on body bowel movement
- I'm a woman with an adams apple
I don't think there's any further comment necessary on my part. Goodnight.
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