Friday, July 20, 2007

In A Welcome Development For Not Only The Country, But The Entire World, George Bush Agrees To A Psychiatric Examination.

From The LA Times:

WASHINGTON -- President Bush will undergo a colonoscopy Saturday, and Vice President Dick Cheney will be acting president during the roughly 2 ½ hours Bush is under the effects of anesthesia, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said today.

If ever there was a reason to down the scotch......try not to think of the words "Acting President Cheney".....

4 comments:

  1. President Cheney... That thought is pretty much the only reason I hope Bush recovers from his procedure quickly with no complications.

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  2. Anonymous9:21 AM

    And during the colonoscopy they will finally find the weapons of mass destruction.
    - Canadian Karen

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  3. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Do you think they found his head up his colon?

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  4. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Ironically, the thing that Bush heard in the recovery room was the same thing that the rest of us were telling ourselves:

    "You can wake up now. That troublesome thing that was giving you nightmares is gone now."

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