Wednesday, August 30, 2006

From "The Actual Conversation With An Actual Customer" File.

Phone: "ring"

Me: "Giant Corporate Pharmacy, May I help you?"

Customer: "Yeah, what's your phone number?"

Me: "What Number did you just call?"

Customer: "555-5555"

Me: "That's it."

"Thanks."

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:20 PM

    I had a phone call just like this a while ago.

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  2. Anonymous1:02 PM

    God help me, I actually had a call like this once too.
    People still amaze me with the depth and breadth of their idiocy.

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  3. TooEarlyForThisShiz11:32 PM

    *ring ring ring*

    "Walgreens Pharmacy, how can I help you?"

    "Yeah, y'all open?"

    The mind boggles.

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